Tuesday, 3 January 2023

562 - SKIRT

TRevor IS well known for doing odd things. For example, last Thursday he was chatting away at the pub with his mates when, with a flick of his wrist, he pulled out his pet rat from inside his shirt. He reached inside his shirt again and produced a grist of grain which his pet rat started enjoying. When the landlord saw what was going on, he gave poor Trevor (and his pet) their matching orders, making it clear that Trevor wasn't welcome there in future. So from then on, when Trevor walked that way he had to skirt around the area, adding 3 minutes to his journey time.

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