Ted donned hIs drainpipe trousers, bolo tie, brocade waistcoat and crepe-soled shoes and hit the streets. He was on the lookout for a chick to chat up. In one bar he caught a whiff of perfume and spied the source through a chink in the lattice - she was gorgeous. Quick as a flash he was at her side offering her a drink. "Oh, that's kind of you", she said sweetly, "but I'm waiting for my boyfriend." Just then Larry turned up and slipped his arm through hers. On seeing the size and build of Larry, Ted retreated, somewhat miffed!
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