This is my 9-year-old Granddaughter's version:
LEopArd was getting ready to chase a wild rabbit and prepared to set off. A little shape moved in the grass about a few meters away as Leopard stayed in the shade so he wasn’t seen. The rabbits always had to be careful since there were always predators about it luckily there weren’t snakes so a viper wasn’t hiding behind any rocks. When the rabbit was in sight, Leopard thought that the creature needed a shave because from a distance, it just looks like a ball of fluff.
This is my version:
Dr SEbAstian in his youth had to have an enema. So it was with great sympathy that he used the apparatus on his patients. So it was extremely rare when he had to chase a reluctant patient around the corridors. On one such occasion the escapee patient rounded a corridor to be confronted by what looked like a hideous shape with huge claws but which was simply a shadow. "That was a close shave", sobbed the patient as she fell into the arms of Dr Sebastian. On his way home, Dr Sebastian walked over the heath. Just in time Dr Sebastian saw the viper beside the path basking in the intermittent sun and shade.
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