It wAs Granny' birthday and loads of family wEre there. Not unexpectedly the inevitable lecture from Granny was forthcoming.
"This family needs to cease from letting itself go. That will never do - you need to feel good about who you are. Several of you are the wrong shape because you eat so much junk food, particularly donuts. Others of you need to shake yourself out of your complacency and find something you can be useful at in the community. So pull yourselves together and change your ways. Right that's enough for me - I am going to sit in the shade and someone can bring me a healthy cold drink and my favourite magazine to read. Oh, and Alex, you need to shave your beard - it doesn't impress anyone like it is."
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