ThE Right Reverend was in his preparation room. He caught sight of his miter on the shelf. Oh how he longed for an occasion to use it. But since the parishioners had started bringing their pet dogs to the services, the services had become less formal and he'd had to adapt. On a couple of occasions one parishioner even brought their pet otter. He hoped that it was a fad that would peter out one day, but there were no signs of that yet. As the parishioners were arriving today he heard a heavy stomp and peering out of his room he was astonished to see a carthorse being led in. On occasions like this he needed fresh inspiration for his sermon and the only way he knew for that was to squeeze into the meter cupboard - somehow inspiration would always come. Indeed today was no exception and his homily was both attention grabbing and inspirational.
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