"Yes, is thAT thE police? I wish to report a spate of nuisance incidents." "And what is the nature of these incidents madam." "Every morning last week there's a meaty pie left on the doorstep of my café with a big bite taken out of it." "I need to understand the nature of your complaint better. How anent are these part-eaten pies and why are they so much of a problem?" "Well it fits in with the thema of the other incidents that occurred this week. You see, I run a gluten free vegan café. So when bundles of wheat are left outside the café one week and meaty pies another, it appears that someone has it in for me. I'm fearful for the next intrusion." "Ok madam, we'll get Kelby to investigate."
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