The four drinking buddies Agreed to enter the viLlagE relay race to raise money for charity.
The four drinking buddies Agreed to enter the viLlagE relay race to raise money for charity.
The path waS tAking him into a shady scary wood. All his swank vanished as his legs felt like jelly. He picked up a stick in the hope he could give anything attacking him a good spank. As he crept forward he could hear a swash swash sound of moving water. It was getting worse. Then the path opened up to reveal a swamp. Right in front of him was a sinking young woman, just about to be swallowed by the swamp. Carefully he offered her the other end of his stick and slowly eased her out of danger. She just lay there exhausted and with her leg twitching in one spasm after another. His own fears totally forgotten, he grabbed his mobile and called for emergency help to get them out of there. Within minutes, but what felt like hours, they were both safely extracted from the danger and being looked after by professionals.
"Mummy, I want to geT the ironing board and iron set up to do some irony", said Parnita. "Do you mean ironing?", responded Mum. "Oh dear, am I being thick this morning", sighed Parnita. "Oh, no, not at all, you've only just woken up", Mum said. "How should I go about ironing this", asked Parnita, holding up a large sheet. "Well, seeing as it's that width, you'll have to do it in about 4 strips."
Once the SaiLors had raised the sails, the sloop picked up speed and made slick progress through the water. The sun was out, the wind was steady and strong but not violent. Nothing would spoil this journey.
She was only 2 and the sight of the gaggle emerging from the gorse bushes of 16 geese was too frightening so she ran back into the house and hid behind her mother's legs.
“LO and behold, there's flour on the floor .” exclaimed Denise. “I wonder if Ethan has been making a cake?” she thought.