541 - APPLY

Andy LAy in front of the TV and Popped another slice of pizza in his mouth. Since he thought of himself as an alpha guy, the next day he thought he would pick up the heavy plank as the young ladies walked past. But he misjudged the weight and size of the plank and fell over - it became a clamp pinning him to the ground. The young ladies (who were on their way back from the gym) rushed over to help and soon had Andy released. After a painful wait to see the paramedic he was checked over. "There's nothing seriously amiss with you", said the paramedic, "Apply this ointment to your sore muscles for a few days to ease the pain". His ego pierced, he decided after this that he must be a beta guy!