Alfonse went into his laboratory and started up his equipment. Today he was aiming to generate some gamma rays from his chunk of radium ore he had bought on eBay. He started up his equipment and generated his deadly ray. An innocent starling fell off his branch and was finished off by the fox who happened to be passing. Alfonse's neighbours thought he was pretty wacky and they weren't wrong. As Alfonse was launching his kayak one Saturday, the armed police turned up and arrested him as a terrorist suspect. In the end he was released without charge, though his radium and test equipment were seized.
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