Wednesday 31 May 2023

710 - KNEEL

Poor ALbErt - he was driving his car along Whitehall when he briefly went to sleep at the wheel and drove across the road crashing into the gates to Downing Street. Taser-armed police were on him in an instant and he was forced out of his car and made to kneel on the ground with his hands behind his neck. But he couldn't stay awake and just laid down on the ground and went fast asleep. The police were baffled but relieved that this was no terrorist incident.

The real car crashed into Downing Street gates
The real car crashed into Downing Street gates

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Introduction

482 - FLOOR

“LO and behold, there's  flour  on the  floor .” exclaimed Denise. “I wonder if Ethan has been making a cake?” she thought.