The woRkman was introduced to the mouldy damp bathroom. "How much would it cost to smarten this up?", asked the owner. "It depends on how much you want to pay", replied the workman, "A proper job would cost £2,000 or more." "I can't afford that - it's only so I can sell the house!", said the devious owner. "Well, for a quick rubbish job I could clean all the tiles, apply fresh grout, leave some air-freshener and trust that no one notices. That could be done for about £100", offered the workman.
Friday, 17 November 2023
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482 - FLOOR
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