Andrew was about to secretly eat a jam doughnut during the lecture. "I'd sure love to smack my lips and then take a big bite, but I don't want to draw attention", he thought. The lecturer was droning on about the detailed structure of a female gonad and Andrew had already lost the plot. So as not to draw attention to himself, instead of taking big bites he decided to spawn the doughnut into little pieces that he could surreptitiously sneak into his mouth. At the end of the lecture he felt cheated of his doughnut and went back to the doughnut shack to get another one. With two doughnuts in him he was so full of energy that he ran the 3 miles back to his flat in record time. However, by the time he got there the sugar had all been used up and he started to feel a bit shaky. Recognising what was happening, he had some more sensible food and started trying to catch up on the lecture subject matter.
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