It was a wild night for Ross. Quite a few pints had been consumed and Ross was trying to eat some pasta. "Why has this fork got only one prong - I'm sure it had four when I came in here." slurred Ross. "You're drunk Ross.", explained Pete who had been less consumptive, "We need to sober you up. Come on lads, let's give him a dunk in the briny." They pushed Ross out of the door, down the street to the beach and carried out their threat. Although Ross seemed to become clearer thinking for a few moments, he needed to sleep the alcohol off for several hours before he could properly function again!
Sunday, 19 May 2024
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Introduction
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