Sunday, 19 May 2024

1064 - BRINY

It was a wild night for Ross. Quite a few pints had been consumed and Ross was trying to eat some pasta. "Why has this fork got only one prong - I'm sure it had four when I came in here." slurred Ross. "You're drunk Ross.", explained Pete who had been less consumptive, "We need to sober you up. Come on lads, let's give him a dunk in the briny." They pushed Ross out of the door, down the street to the beach and carried out their threat. Although Ross seemed to become clearer thinking for a few moments, he needed to sleep the alcohol off for several hours before he could properly function again!

Ross and the lads in the briny
Ross and the lads in the briny

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Introduction

482 - FLOOR

“LO and behold, there's  flour  on the  floor .” exclaimed Denise. “I wonder if Ethan has been making a cake?” she thought.