1568 - RELAY

The four drinking buddies Agreed to enter the viLlagE relay race to raise money for charity.

Let's enter the village relay

1567 - SPASM

The path waS tAking him into a shady scary wood. All his swank vanished as his legs felt like jelly. He picked up a stick in the hope he could give anything attacking him a good spank. As he crept forward he could hear a swash swash sound of moving water. It was getting worse. Then the path opened up to reveal a swamp. Right in front of him was a sinking young woman, just about to be swallowed by the swamp. Carefully he offered her the other end of his stick and slowly eased her out of danger. She just lay there exhausted and with her leg twitching in one spasm after another. His own fears totally forgotten, he grabbed his mobile and called for emergency help to get them out of there. Within minutes, but what felt like hours, they were both safely extracted from the danger and being looked after by professionals.

He managed to rescue her from the swamp

1566 - WIDTH

"Mummy, I want to geT the ironing board and iron set up to do some irony", said Parnita. "Do you mean ironing?", responded Mum. "Oh dear, am I being thick this morning", sighed Parnita. "Oh, no, not at all, you've only just woken up", Mum said. "How should I go about ironing this", asked Parnita, holding up a large sheet. "Well, seeing as it's that width, you'll have to do it in about 4 strips."

It was quite a wide sheet to iron

1565 - SPOIL

Once the SaiLors had raised the sails, the sloop picked up speed and made slick progress through the water. The sun was out, the wind was steady and strong but not violent. Nothing would spoil this journey.

The sloop was under sail

1564 - GEESE

She was only 2 and the sight of the gaggle emerging from the gorse bushes of 16 geese was too frightening so she ran back into the house and hid behind her mother's legs.

The sight of the gaggle of geese was too threatening

1563 - CIVIL

They could aLl see the irony. For someone as obese as he was, having the role of lipid overseer did seem incongruous. But he was determined to see what he could do about his weight. He resigned his post and spent weeks on end keeping a vigil in the cathedral pondering. He ate nothing and drank only water. The cathedral staff were concerned, but he assured them he knew what he was doing. Eventually he left, holding up his trousers, and headed to Next to get a new wardrobe for the new man he'd become. He expected all his friends to make fun of his transformation, but they were all very civil and respected his transformation.

He lost a lot of weight

1562 - GOOEY

ThEre is an irony here where the CEO of the adhesive manufacturer finishes up with a gooey mess on his fine suit.

His fine suit had a gooey mess on it