Alex was crying. "What's all the fuss about?", asked Dad. "Oh, his soft toy is now a gammy-legged panda; he wants a replacement", replied Mum, "I've told him that pandas are quite faddy and that he should have an alpaca instead as they are very much on trend". "I'll see if I can placate him with a few jokes", Dad offered. "No way - I don't want him listening to any of your bawdy jokes", was Mum's quick response. They took the grumpy Alex to the Alpaca attraction down the road and afterwards Alex was clamouring for a cuddly alpaca.
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