Barry had been sneaking off into quiet places LaTEly. Grant, his boss, the head gardener, felt it was time to know what he was up to. The next time Barry sneaked off, Grant crept in behind him. To his slight disappointment he found that Barry was only reading a book. When Barry came out after his read, Grant confronted him. "Right, what is the title of the book you're reading?", he growled. Barry wondered what he'd done wrong to receive such a harsh questioning. "It's called Lady Chatterley's Garden Tips - I've learnt such a lot through it", replied Barry. "Oh, that's ok then", muttered Grant as he walked away.
Saturday, 5 October 2024
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