Constable BeRt opened the gift envelope. "Oh, I don't believe in that mumbo-jumbo", he remarked. So, despite the value of the gift, he decided to spurn the course of Chiro treatment. He and his colleague Bill set off on his beat and within a minute had had to apprehend a "person of interest" and frisk him. They found nothing except a very wet cloth in a plastic bag that smelled odd. PC Bert proceeded to wring out the cloth, much to the dismay of the apprehendee. "Are you going to make me privy to what was in the cloth?", PC Bert asked. "Fat chance mate", replied the apprehendee. Since there was nothing to hold him on, they let him go and proceeded on their beat. Bert waved to his brother who was getting his dingy ready to go sailing. After work, Bert set to to primp himself for his night out on the town.
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