Thursday, 30 January 2025

1320 - UDDER

ThE farmeR had become aware of a drop in egg production, so tonight he'd hid out watching. Around 5am he was aware of movement and spotted the young lad from the village emerging from the hen barn with a tray of eggs. "Oy", shouted the farmer. The lad put down the eggs, snuck under the udder of the cow and scarpered. "I don't think he'll be back", thought the farmer, and sure enough egg production went back to normal after that.

The young egg thief had moved on to stealing from the farmer
The young egg thief had moved on to stealing from the farmer

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Introduction

482 - FLOOR

“LO and behold, there's  flour  on the  floor .” exclaimed Denise. “I wonder if Ethan has been making a cake?” she thought.